Poop off!

I would like to introduce a miracle product to those of you who have to deal with bird poop. It works for bird poop indoors and bird poop outside. This is what the beams of my deck's roof look like after a winter of outdoor starlings anticipating free cat food at the coontina. Dissssssgusting!

But with a spray from this miracle product, and just a little bit of scrubbing (not much) it is GONE. All you can see now are the wet spots in the areas that just got cleaned.

I don't see the starlings that often when they're up on those beams but when they're up there, it's hard to ignore a couple dozen birds trying to get a good look at you through the back door's window, even with curtains. And of course, even if I had never seen them, I recognize what they leave behind. 

There's a lot of activity in the backyard when I'm not there. I remember one time finding a pork chop in the birdbath. I suspect a grackle could be blamed for that one but nevertheless, I am the cleanup crew for everybody's activities back there. And sometimes you find something completely unexpected...

...little Freddie hands forever scratched into the wood. Aw, I wonder where that little guy is now. I wonder if he'll come back for some summer handouts. :-)

Anyway, the name of the miracle product is...

Really, what else could you call it? I feel kind of silly for even having to write the name because what else would you ask for if you were looking for such a thing? But then, for some reason just to make sure things are very clear, the manufacturer named the product for what it does, and then described the name that described what it does... you know, just in case anyone was confused. So...... just to be sure I'm clear, it really does what it says it does it does. It does.