"I heard you needed some help."
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"I see the problem."
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"Come here chicken.....chick chick chick chick chick chickHEN!!!!"
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"Chicken? Huh, whodat?"
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(they slowly edged toward each other............ slowly................carefully..............slowly.......maybe a little more slowly for one of them.......)
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(closer.......closer.........carefully.................closer.......)
"Okay, now would be a good time for you to jump........"
"Zzzzzzzzz...."
"DUDE!!!!" "WAKE UP!" "You really have to lay off the datura. Now listen to me. Focus. If you don't jump now, I eat you. End of game."
"Wha'?" "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."
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"Oh, this is ridiculous. Here, let me give you a little push."
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"Idiot!" "Okay lady, that's one down. How you holding up over there?"
2 comments:
Dear Naria,
I really enjoyed this series of photos. Nice essay!
Sherry
Okay...make that
Dear Maria....
fingers are laughing...
hope you are too.
Sherry
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